The Overnight Haul

Over the last few weeks I have had an adrenalin rush, of both circumstances and life changing experiences. The biggest one came in September. I was forced through only a kind extension of a helping hand that came back and bit me to move into my own shop to live.

While reducing the amount of rent for that month that I had to pay the inability, to shower , the shop pest such as mice all over the place at night was nearly too much to bare. So in late September renegotiated with a friend who managed a place in Burley and moved in.

Although the idea of Charley taking over accounting duties for me, and HCC had been pitched I had no idea that the thing was approved. By mid month October Charley put his seal of approval, on things I moved over here and have not looked back since.

While I have no plans on relocation anything for a few years, the idea was pitched last night by an associate who tredged up here from Bountiful Utah, who said, instead of moving AyreWolf Aviation up here, why don’t you move down there? The main one, simple, Charley manages my pocketbook, Charley will not manage my funds unless I live here, so until by and through a different head shrink, I get a green light , where I can file a paper with SSA I’m in Twin Falls.

That said, there are other reasons, and duties.

The main goal in 2006 that I moved here for was two, rebuild the center of media operations for the club, and rejuvenate the club, close to where it was created. If it was simply rebuilding Dixie Toewing, I would have stayed in Wyoming. The thing of a tight ass’d flirty bar maid turned into a narcotics mule that I learned about later was also a factor. Had I known of that from her, I would have never moved from Wyoming with her.

80% of everything I do, in life is for and about the club. The club created my business, by the same token, the business created the club. One can’t do much without the other.

While I might be dreaming and a hopeful dream it is, I would love to return to those innocent days of when the Hazzard County Garage, of Hagerman(Hazzard) Idaho became real, and 1982 when the Hazzard County Knytes was created and chartered. Yes HCK does have a real Idaho state Charter seal of an official organization in Idaho.

I watched and benefited from the $60k that ran through our shop doors in the first 3 months, I watched as Jimmy Mac and I took an idea and created a mini empire, based on honest work, and fair prices. More over dedication to task. Few shops, towing services and even hot rod clubs could compete, we flat wrote the book. Which is why we have so much resistance now, most local automotive firms and others don’t want to give us an inch since they know in the end they loose.

I’ll get into more of this in the PM hours Monday, but understand , for at least 5 years my ass is planted in Twin Falls.

What is intended? That in my next entry.

L8R Ya’ll

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We are always getting ready to live, but never living.
--Ralph Waldo Emerson

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So who wakes someone up on a Sunday? Moreover your boss?

So there I was finally catching some serious shut eye, and one of my new interns calls saying there was a meeting today at 13:00 . So I grudgingly got up, took my pills, scarfed down cereal, and got dressed.

By 13:30 I knew no one was coming. Helen has no wheels right now, Jenna is twiterpaited, although I can see a major disaster there. She’s going to marry some guy from Quadlihara , he needs his green card. So she marries him, and he’ll book once he has his green card. She’ll be broken hearted, but hey as long as it don’t effect her work performance or attendance records, I don’t care. It’s when this stuff gets into the Wolf’s Lair , I get fussy.

On Helens situation its because I have a serious personal interest. I know , most boss’ shouldn’t do that and laws are in place to make sure that the attention that is unwarranted is not pursued. But in Helen’s case its both professional and personal and what happened there I will not go into but its plain wrong.

Now there’s my mentor and friend Charley.

Charley except if its something extremely pressing or a threat to his company, bothering Charley on a Sunday is a no. One does not call Charley on Sunday, one does not disturb Charley on Sunday.

But me hell its an open book.

Well no more. Like Charley, I’m available from 08:00 hours(8:00AM) to 19:00 hours(7:00PM), at 19:30 my phone is only available for toew calls, in winter, or for air rescue or fire suppression in the summer. As I sleep through that time period to do the radio show from midnight to 06:00 Hours.

Sunday’s are the political prescribed day of rest. The original biblical day of rest and Sabbath is Saturday, but who sleeps on Saturday?

Sunday , again if its not a toew, or air rescue, don’t call me. I need my sleep. I’m getting older, I’m getting crankier. Plus I need at least one day to myself to just lounge and do my own things. Like fix on my own trucks that seriously need it.

If and when and those are big If’s and When’s, Helen and I get more serious on a personal note fine. That’s what family things one does, but until then, this old Wolf sleeps and eats on Sunday.

That’s it.

Until L8R ya’ll

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Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
--Anonymous

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KnyteCyde edition

As I pulled into the stable tonight under a clear sky and a chilling 21 degrees here, I started to think of how the last week and a half of the year and month went.

On a spur of the moment club says put an ad on CraigsList , boy you need help with the radio gig. At a time when rolling solo is getting all too old, I was uncomfortable with the idea, but the club gives the order so I do as told. And I did.

Many applied, many just kicking tires, many uncomfortable going into a house rather than an office. But even when we did have an office few entered. The few that did then were glad they did, the rest, all say now that they misunderstood, but but who says the office can’t be in a house?

It was like the gal we’ll call Chris, who dropped by Friday night. A quick stop and greet, but that’s all. Do I think she was impressed? No , the Wolf’s Den needs a serious douching but that said, the structure works for now. And I’ll add until a suitable staff an need rise to go into a bigger place, I’m in no big hurry. I have my choice three people although one is having problems at home, one needs space to deal with her baby and new one, so I’ll let it all idle. But do I think Chris will come back or really come over at 1:00 PM Wednesday? Not really, but I could be wrong. She could show up in a hot mini skirt, nylons and the works. She may say or such with her feet and toes for the moxy test(see last entry) and begin training. But I think if I hold my breath for that I’ll turn blue.

Do I really expect any gal to walk in the door, come into studio, rip off her jeans and blouse and go at me doing the wyld thing? No. It’d be nice, but it’ll never happen. I have had only in the 30 some odd years that HazzardAyre/Dixie-Diesel Radio has been going for our onair or female talent get close and sweet, My deceased wife Jan, Miss Dixie Diesel 1993, and a gal by the name of Cynthia who lives in Nampa. Outside of those, the moxy smooch is all it went. And kept from then on all professional. Friendly and helpful, but still professional.

2012 was a sonofarevenuer for the Knytes-of-Anarchy. As well as myself. I entered 2012, in a house that was little more than a lean to in Heyburn that was hammering me $300.00 a month utilities. Plus a new bean counter in Blackfoot by the name of Rebecca that got everything fuggledup.

In the latter part of February, we had a place on west main for all things Knytes/SAMCRO MC Idaho. But when it came for the heave ho move the twit in Blackfoot and a mixed up landlord put the brakes on. Although I still have the ability to re-enter at will. Go figure.

By mid July I had, had enough of being not even at poverty level, money wise. Oh don’t get me wrong, the trucks were rolling going toewing, but the thing is expenses outweighed income. Fuel was hitting near $4.00 a gallon gas, $5.00 a gallon diesel, there was no margin for a profit. So I got a shop on the west of Burley, got a piss ass’d room at a motel, and on life went. Fed up with being blamed for unthinkable shyt, I moved into my shop in September, that lasted one month. Oh I got out of being so strapped money wise, but the whole thing resembled being trapped in a POW/MIA camp. Late September, came over here to see Charley, and by the end of October I moved and I’m not looking back. I am where at least for a few years where I need to be.

With Dixie Toewing getting a rework, and rebuilding HCC(Hazzard County Choppers) I’m taking 2013 to give my all to three things, the radio station upgrade and bringing us up to the next level, helping the club to increase membership, and last but not least, build a hangar at TF Airport, and transplant AyreWolf Aviation from Utah here to Idaho. All will need new employees, all will need staffed, with quality people. While I’d like to staff everything with female confederate Marines or at least female Marines discharged and all the likelihood of that happening is about as possible as Gretchen Wilson( Hey I think she’s hot) coming to my door saying lets do the nasty.

Any mile, I’m bathed, I’m fed, time for bed. More in the PM Sunday, but understand the gals that sit and wonder and don’t complete the application or even interview stage, not only misses the chance of being employed by HazzardAyre Radio, but also too, will find it difficult in me looking at them for employment at Dixie Toewing or AyreWolf Aviation. Or their boyfriends or husbands.

Any flyte I’m down and on the side 10-10 for now.

L8R

 

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An argument is the longest distance between two points of view.
--Dan Bennett

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Strange visitors from another space

So I was hauling heavy over the cyber highway and tweaked on my Facebook page. What did I see ? SRV IT on my page. First of any firms in Idaho Falls I’d sign up to feed our Internet it would not be SRV IT, I took one of my machines into them to retrieve a virus and reprogram and tune. Paid for it, took it home, guess what as usual, the damn thing never did work right after. Took it to a trusted source, the idiots at SRV IT, had a tech that fracked it up worse than it was before I took it into them.

The agreement after that was they would honor the foul up by giving me 6 months Internet service on the house. Know what the bastards kept billing me and I told them numerous times, they even sent it to collections. Never paid that bill and wont. I say if your making an offer stand up to it. Or give me my money back, just like that deal with KMVT 11 here. Tell me a figure, then bug out on a so called Lathum Motors Emergency, take me my money then never return a fracking phone call. That’s $1,500.00 I’ll never see again.

So SRV had a survey up about how SRV could make my world better or some such. The Geek brains , didn’t remember. Not remember my what a shallow memory, but they damn well did three years ago, when I moved to Pocatello. The bastards looked me up, on their system , told em not until the refunded my money, but they remembered me then. One group ya’ll can’t ever trust it’s the damn Mormons. If your going to get the shaft, expect it from dealing with anyone even remotely connected with the Church. I have known only three of the Church I trusted, One was a great supervisor, when I worked at Deseret Transportation in Salt Lake City(Rocky), the other was Bishop Evans of the Hazzard Ward, and my cuzzin Bud. The rest I wouldn’t give you a pinch of sweat for.

But hey I didn’t bring it up SRV did, but I thought I’d just clear that up.

So then kicking back here at the Wolf’s Den thinking of watching the Grand Ole Opry from WSM in Nashville on RFDTV, what do I get? Mollie B, and some old farts, Polka show. Hey Mollie B is hot, but how about tweaking the offering for us not so far with a foot in the grave?

We’re working to bringing Mollie B to the Hazzard County Nationals in 2014.

If you haven’t heard of this yet, tune up your fiddling ears.

The Hazzard County Nationals is the original Dukes Fest in the west. We were celebrating things Southern and Hazzard County back in 1983 just after my Mom died and have been doing so ever since. Our first event was really small in the Hazzard City park in Hazzard itself, the following year we held the Hazzard Nationals in Emmett Idaho, after that once in Tooele Utah, then at the Golden Stake Arena in Ogden, followed by the Caribou County FairGrounds in Grace Idaho.

However the 2014 edition will bring all of the greats from Hazzard County to Idaho, Ben Jones(Cooter), Deputy Enos, Daisy and others. Scheduled to attend, Selena Gomez, plus lots of grass roots built hot rods, tricked out trucks, bikes, and wyld toew trucks. Watch for the deets posted here mid year.

So in closing SRV, hey you screwed me once I ain’t about to let you screw me twice.

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
Many people take no care of their money till they come nearly to the end of it, and others do just the same with their time.
--Goethe

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So why am I trucking solo?

As many of us get older and we hear of countless bad experiences between guys and gals, curling up and just popping babies like I pop Rolaids , of abuse, abandonment, cheating, and assault , we think what’s wrong with me? Shyt , I make a purtty good living, live in a secure home that can’t be taken away from me as its rent secured, I eat really good, although not always gourmet or the right foods, hey if it’ll go in a microwave, I’ll eat it.

And while I’ll never look like Bo Duke, I resemble Ben Jones-aka Cooter, and look at the sweetheart he has, in Alma.

That all said, while most guys dream of Gretchen Wilson, 

With a Daisy Duke personality, those are not out there, but anyone really close wouldn’t hurt.

Now I’d be completely lieing if I did not say that in this latest round of talent searches I wasn’t hoping to find one out of all of them , one that would connect with the old Wolf here, and I might have with Helen, but thing is what’s so damn wrong with me?

One of our members in Utah told me and in further study it is apparent somewhat and while there might be some discrepancy here, overall women who are abused, cheated on, lied to, etc, tend to go after the guys that will do the same damn thing to them.

I do not say that women should be treated that way. I was brought up in the south with old skool southern values and that means having respect for women, infact the only time, PapaWolf told me it was okay to become violent with a woman was when she’s standing there with a gun pointed at ya’ll. Otherwise women were to be treated like princess’s , and respected. That sex was a gift between two couples that cared for each other and outside of kissing and petting serious investigation of a woman’s private parts until there was a ring on the finger is a no.

Of course I too have been very lucky with my former wives. One I lost because her mother thought her daughter was too good for a mechanic , dj, pilot. The other was just logistics and I hadn’t figured out life yet, and the third was just on the cusp of loosing one gal due to a car accident. That one sticks as the only woman I really loved. I still sleep beneath the quilts she made and wear many of the shirts she made for me. I nick named her Monkey from the tune by Def Leopard called Monkey on my back, although it was a pleasant Monkey on my back, but maybe she is a subject for another time. I took both her kids in like they were mine, and we made a great home. She cooked and oh in the bedroom well let me tell you the results were fantastic. She was the only one I had met that could stand me oogling gals for our promotion projects. In fact it was Monkey that gave me the idea of the toe kiss for charity project.

After her, I thought I’ll never get hooked up again, and who knows maybe not, but I nearly would really fall over backwards if one of these gals during a on air station decided to get a lot really friendly.

But I ask what the hell is so off or wrong with the old Wolf here? If all these gals I’m meeting with all these guys being real jerks and worse, getting one PG and running off, one beating the other, one who isn’t respectful and makes one drive all the way to Hansen to fetch her kids, on a cold winters night. And yet I’m alone? Something wrong with this picture?

In a guys defense, I also try to figure out from the guys point of view what’s wrong with a relationship. What the hell did SHE do to piss him off that he took off, or what wasn’t she doing that got him to looking around, in the first place? And while that could be a factor, I wonder what guy worth his gonads would hit a woman, or scare kids?

And yet I run the road of life alone.

Again , what’s wrong with the Old Wolf here? Gals , you can get worse and from what I can say some of ya’ll have. Might not be too bad to take the Old Wolf here for a test drive?

Going to bed, got two days free , so going to ENJOY, even if it is all alone.

L8R Ya’ll

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Progress depends on people knowing they'll be able to profit from their ideas.
--Deborah Neville

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Nobody else would do this, but then aren’t we special?

It’s nights like this that I remember music, like that of Glen Fry on an old Miami Vice episode, so been waiting for a new face to show to interview.

Was busy as heck here, 70 vehicles on I-84, 15 west I-84, now the temp is a bit warmer, so the roads are slick and will have black ice.

Something that many people do not understand or fail to, is the simple thing, the radio, thing and all that goes with that is not my normal gig. I when not behind the mic, I’m behind the wheel going toewing. As such, road rescue missions are number one. I hate deferring toew calls to other drivers or back up companies, waiting for women to show up for interviews etc.

I understand all the domestic fear issues and all, but damn it if you call to be here, then damn well be here. If not DON’T CALL!!

Then there is dealing with female domestic issues of another sort. One of my key people right now although that could change, but one has a hubby she’s trying to make an ex hubby. Who beat her the other night. I said that was coming, didn’t I? I offered to put her up here at the Wolf’s Den , and all but guess what, she thought that was going to be an uneasy thing. She stayed home, and bang, she got hurt. Scared her kids, hey I’m here. So go out to see her with one of my other interns, and her baby, damn all these kids, folks are going to think I’m running a stud service, me being the stud. I have always said and wondered , why with all these women with relationships gone ary why am I prowling these forests alone? Face it, I have a good home, I make good money, I have three careers, I’m not bad looking okay I’m tubby so what I eat good. Sometimes too good, and I live life.

Perhaps that started when I had my last heart scare. After much work, the brain said go, the body said no. But I thought bullstuff, I’m then, only 47 years old, how about time for me? Since then I have. I don’t get mad over simple shyt.  I can’t, too much stress, and I drop what ever it is.

So went out to do a sort of stand by with one of my new hires, what boss does this? No one that I know of. Sure Charley might, but when your off the clock, more importantly if your on the clock, you should be at work, don’t expect me to hunt you down or keep calling. Some things I do, some I don’t but I’m solo and when 17:30 hours rolls around and unless there’s a predetermined gig going, on after 17:30(5:30PM) My butt is home in front of my TV or this computer , I do what I do, then I go to bed. If I can get something in my belly.

So got done with that, but if one goes to work say at McDonalds, the manager at McDonalds is not going to keep calling you, or going out to help fix your domestic situations, show up for work or at least the damn interview or don’t ask to be in the job to begin with.

Then I got an email, from some gal over Buhl way. She says she Googled me, what did she Google? If you Google HazzardAyre you not only get at least 8 pages about us who we are and all, but a wikipedia about us. What’s not to find?

Maybe I need to not be such a human feeling person, more like my mentor and bean counter Charley, be strict and stick to the business.

Any way, I’m cold, tyred and am about to hit the rack.

L8R Ya’ll See ya’ll on the radio tonight .

Quote of the Day:
I’ll note you in my book of memory.
--William Shakespeare

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END OF TEST Results? Not so good about average for Idaho.

I remember as a kid watching those ESA psa’s that went, This is a test, only a test. Of course these were precursors to a nuke attack by the Ruskies so, we all had to take notice.

That’s not what I’m talking about.

As both HazzardAyre and Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio, become even stronger and expanding at a rate of 100 to 1, the need for both on air as well as visual eye candy is required.

So one of our illustrious members said lets try CraigsList again, thinking nothing would get posted any way if it did I might if lucky be able to snag maybe and that’s stretching it, but maybe out of 5 inquiries get 1 or two that could fill a onair time slot, or be eye candy for TV ads for our networks.

So I put up a few ads. Most got on, a few that might have sounded like somebody recruiting to start a porn shop or something. Of course that isn’t the case, and oh how I’d love a resource to finding radio and TV talent. Some broadcast classifieds that were free , to where I had real trained and somewhat experienced radio or at least media people walk in. As for the honey eye candy, bet your next tank of diesel, I’d love a one number resource, for finding the eye candy. But noooo, not such a critter in the area.

The results of the CraigsList test? Results, 3 , the rest just a fluke for the most part.

Don’t understand it , but hey I’m a guy, and this IS after all, Idaho. More over LDS restricted Magic, rather Tragic Valley Idaho. So I pulled the ads from CraigsList, and will run with who I have now in the stable.

With that said, I think you’ll see and hear a whole new thing as well as the retention of all things that have made HazzardAyre, HazzardAyre, as well as the big daddy that started it all Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio, Trucker radio done Hazzard Style.

Big day Wednesday with the snow and cold. I’m wet, tyred and hungry. So I’m zoning out and headed to bed so I can be on overnight on Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio, as well as being available for those late night toew calls.

My advice as I close, want something done, need an employee or two, then don’t place the ad on CraigsList, instead place it with HazzardAyre we care and dare.

As its been said before and I’ll say it again, aren’t YOU blessed you have HazzardAyre and the Knytes-of-Anarchy.

Nuff said,

L8R

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We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
--Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Luke 2:28-32“Simeon took him in his arms and praised God, saying: “Sovereign Lord, as you have promised, you may now dismiss your servant in peace. For my eyes have seen your salvation, which you have prepared in the sight of all nations: a light for revelation to the Gentiles, and the glory of your people Israel.”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

Yes Women DO FART !!!

There is a question many men ask, do women fart? Or excuse me expel anal gas? The answer yes and at times quite potently. Unlike their feet, toes and even underarms internal gas in a woman is twice that of men.

Much of it is due to pregnancy issues, a kid bouncing around inside them for 9 or 10 months can reek havoc on here intestines which also contains her colon. Same reason women have to pee more than men. Of course peeing with men is usually increased by problems with their prostate , but that’s a subject for a different time.

Now then, women by all conscience hold in gaseous episodes, because its not lady like to just let er rip, like men do sometimes.

The stench is made worse because that smell also encapsulates her vagina, that if she farts she might queef. That’s pussy fart for the rude and crude.

Although queefs can erupt on their own especially after child birth as well as long periods of sex and just before and slightly after her minstral period.

I did a quick search on this subject, and found that although many tried to answer it seemed I’d almost stumped Google. The majority of those posting things on this subject, just danced around it. Maybe because if they truthfully answered the question, they might be in the dog house rather than the kitty house.

But to firmly answer the question; yes women DO FART and it will STINK !!

L8R Ya’ll

Quote of the Day:
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust
--Samuel Johnson

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Open Highway Pheromones and strange aromas

There are tymez that plague even the most biblical and self controlled individual, like pulling into a lonely truck stop, from an even lonlier highway.

You enter in thereof, and even the faintest whiff of any perfume will send your organs into ready to launch mode.

I try to maintain my composure on such occasions, but even this big bad Kaynyne of the interstate can’t help but get aroused by even the simplest scents.  Anything that is of a feminine nature gets you.

The truth is truckers usually are more sexually excitable or at least sexually aware is an understatement. But then too, look at what we do.

Rolling along , on an endless black ribbon of asphalt from coast to coast or for many miles, some very remote that when you finally do re-enter the population, you have just some very basic needs, shower,food, sex and sleep.

I bring this up as I have recently been made aware of this condition in chatting to so many auditioning for our Dixie Diesel-Diesel Dazzlers, SheWolvez and so on.

That I must have a sign on my forehead that says predator, or at least in serious of serious sex. Heck it has been , what now 20 years? Be that as it is. While no gal auditioning for our female model projects are ever in danger, heck my lady Helen, makes sure of that, but dig this, no matter how much I try, I cain’t help becoming very interested in our applicants. After all, the idea of having them on TV and in print while not on our radio waves, is to tease to please at least on that TV and magazine ad, to make those not in the know of this radio show and network for those who truck and yes toew.

On the toew thing. This is both a test and a curse, but as innocent as it is, it does have a history.

The beginnings are very sketchy to me and it is me after all, but from both our sexual therapists both Sue Rogers and Emmie Lee, that it has to do with the first time a young guy gets really aroused. What scents or textures or such were present. What the circumstances were at the time. For me it was a then 18 year old hottie that lived across the street in Layton Utah that had some of the hottest Legs I’d ever seen. I was always a leg man. Maybe because like so many things , legs , toes and such were nearly ignored by most men and boys I ran with, then for them it was breasts and butts. Butts were too messy, and the breasts while nice were too boring. But those legs and toes could keep me occupied for hours. In fact that same baby sitter, would have me massage her feet, toes and calves. All while wearing nylon hose.

Fast forward to the years of HeeHaw, the hit rural comedy show that was a take off on Rowan And Martin’s Laugh In. There were all those short-shorted women clad in nylons. Of course Daisy Duke, didn’t help either, that by that time having a gal in nylon hose near me at least a gal worth looking at in nylon hose, near me was like pumping nitro oxide into a big block Mopar. But it wasn’t although previous attempts had been made, but in 1989, my XYL, said here’s an idea, and she did try, but she said, have one of those models put her smelly feet in your face and set a Guinness World Record, you’ll either die of the smell, or at least get cured to where you’ll never want that again. She died before this could occur. In 1997 I had moved to Utah from Wyoming and was in the process of doing up a few ads for our sister company Cooter’s Kustmz(customs) in Murray Utah, part of the Dixie Diesel Shop as we said here at Cooter’s its not customized its; Cooter-ized. Any mile I was hammering away on an old typewriter and mis spelled the word tow as toe as its very easy to do. My step son and I had watched two movies, one was Cinderella and Eddy Murphy's Boomerang . Both involved a foot thing. The idea ? Kiss the gals nylon toes and play on the words TOW and TOE, which Emme Lee, put together as toew. Any mile we auditioned countless gals, of their feet and toes. We were looking for dainty, small delicate feet more over toes. I thought this toe kiss would last maybe a minute, maybe two. Nope. The gal that showed up as we had chose her due to time to get our ad on , during the first Dukes-of-Hazzard Reunion movie on CBS, was a week from choosing the model, shooting the ad, editing and placing it on then KUTV 2 in Salt Lake City.

Problem was the model must have forgot that I had to kiss her toes. As she wore these mountain boots, with cotton sox over her nylons. Talk about a stench I nearly gagged, then it was 3 hours because nobody thought I’d have to breathe doing this so everytime I’d exhale it’d tickle her toes, so she’d giggle and could not read her lines and kept moving around and fidgeting. It took those 3 hours at 53 takes, before it was done.

Since then the ad has been repeated and updated but is the real test of any new hire for model talent here. Can I stand to kiss her toes at any serious duration? The idea of the nylons is not just me . The talent wearing the nylons, was seen to be some sort of sanitary thing so I wouldn’t have to kiss bare toes, and two network censors at the time required that if you were showing a lot of leg on TV which is why if you look at clips of both HeeHaw and Daisy they are always wearing nylons.

While many of our new hires thinks this is a strange audition, it has its purpose. As in my opinion and its proved itself accurate many times, if a new model talent can off the cuff without 100 questions, drop her heels and allow me to smooch her toes in hose, then just about anything within reason would not be questioned either. It’s a moxy test if nothing else. That’s why I tell soo many that if they want to impress me on a initial interview, make their toes clad in nylon hose very visible and two present them for sampling. Many hesitate of course, some need an explanation, it’s the ones that get it done without prompting gets the job.

The strange thing is, that outside of the one in Salt Lake City, the rest at least to me, their feet and toes in hose do not smell. Is it gender biased ? Where me being an Alpha Male Wolf here, is rendered dreamy and that even what might be stench isn’t? Where if it were another woman smelling a woman’s feet might gag? Like I said strange aroma and pheromones on the highway.

Want to remind someone this holiday season, for Duke fans, it was 15 years ago Saturday, that Uncle Jessie Duke aka Denver Pyle passed away.

Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio is back on the air again here on KDXB FM, and we are going on a 12 month super promotion tour and awareness project. Which is why we are doing all of this auditioning and talent recruitment.

The project has a budget of $20,million dollars from both sponsors and the club.

In any case its Christmas , so, Have A Hazzard County Kountry Christmas and a Dixie Diesel New Year.

L8R

 

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