In Hazzard County, we are not endowed with a plethora of custom accessories stores as many in the big city are. Thus we use Hazzard County enginuity to get our rides personalized. To whit: Over many months of burning my hands on the steering wheel, of Wolf –2 during the summer and the black grit that would come off during times of wetness during the winter I devised an idea.
We all know the fetish fascination of me with nylon hose. Thus when Tammy split, she left a pair of her pantyhose at the Wolf’s Den. One afternoon long after I had moved to Goons Ferry, and seeing these hose in the closet, I decided to take action. So a trip to Jerome to Wally-World , and a pair of sewing scissors and I cut off the legs, and most of the panty, of the pantyhose. Stretched the rest of the assembly over the steering wheel, secured by some wire tie wraps, and hose strings and I had my steering wheel cover. Considering these same are starting to run now, I’m looking at redoing. That said also considering that pantyhose come in all kinds of colors, I can match the color of the wheel to that of the rest of the truck. Going to do the same thing to Wolf-1.
Okay then; to those at MHI, fair warning: Thou shalt not incite a riot, or lynching. I had an attorney look at what your doing today, who is the official legal council of the Knytes-of-Anarchy. He told me that not only could I sue you civilly for defamation of Character, but also criminal charges could be imposed. My suggestion to ya’ll, shut up . Your choice.
Things went well yesterday although I did not get much done, went to the treasurer of the Knytes-of-Anarchy to snag the $5,000.00 that is going in the mail Wednesday to RTV for our coast to coast ads. Hey Tom; be watching your mail boxes there at RTV. Got a cautionary light but looks as though the club just might get our Confederate States radio station up yet, as think we got a place in Buhl, for $125.00 a month. Much easier to swallow, for the club. Considering all the money that’s going to be paid out here over the next three months, plus having to buy new gear for the radio station, saving some $’s is paramount.
At 03:09 Hours 08-03-10
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Lead,follow or get the hell out of the way.
Cletus Hogg
